A cold, the shopping, and a bright light

So then intrepid explorers of my mind, we meet again!

Please excuse the mess in the mind. it's a bit cluttered due to the cold i have...or do to the cold itself. it's a vicious circle...how do you get over a cold when your always cold?

Many of you will be asking, why not get some airborne?, or something to that effect. Which brings us to our next topic and a very good outline:

1) Grocery stores here aren't grocery stores. they are every type of store you would find in a mall all rolled into one. You can literally pick up a pineapple walk 6 meters forward and buy a 48" flat screen TV. oh, 6 meters is about 20ft. for you Americans... Not only that you can take this sweet inclined moving sidewalk up to the second floor and buy the following:
A) a full wardrobe
B) a pretty nice CD collection
C) contacts (which are located in the music section...don't ask me, i'm only part German)
D) Sporting equipment, including but not limited to; running shoes, ice skates, and bicycles.
E)a full selection of toys...including costumes! picked up me eye patch there mateys.
F) a laptop
G) XXX DVDs...alright i don't know if that's true i haven't walked through the whole store.

2)I just found this out today since i've never been to a pharmacy over here. they are called Apothekes or something like that.

3) i can't read German, so i might buy something like viagra, vicodin or some hallucinegenic. not that this would be a bad thing....

4) I can't speak German, you may think,"wait, i've been to Germany! they spoke Engrish when i was there!" Well, where did you stay? Was it a major city? here in Papenburg the team i'm with is kind of like a traveling circus. Almost no one speaks Engrish. do you realize what i have to go through to get a big mac at the Mcdonald's????? i have to point, make hand motions, and scream random words hoping that it passes for German!!!!!

Ok, the outline is starting confuse me. It is a good outline though, isn't it? "Who's a good outline?" i ask in my manly yet soft cuddly voice.

Last item my explorers!! You should be making your way to the Magic School Bus before it leaves!!
(Last sentence makes a lot more sense if you were in elementary school in the 90's. If you have 10 minutes to kill...don't watch the movie...find something else to do.)



Yea, i shouldn't have put it up there. I should also probably think about editing this monstrosity of a blog but, i don't! Why? because i'm a happy go lucky kind of guy, and spelling mistakes show a person's real self. Like you noticed how i spelled English, Engrish? it's because...deep down...i'm...Japanese...i know, i'm shocked too.

So my duckies we are actually onto the last time of business and i'll stay on topic like white on rice. mmmmmhhhh rice. You see? Japanese!!!!

Anyway long story short, and in haiku:
Sun Was Out Today
Very Weird Guy Wore Sun Glasses
Yeah Make Sense Of This

You see?? Japanese!!!!! let me explain it to you westerners...

So the sun was out today for the first time in 2 weeks. there was a weird guy that wore sunglasses. Make sense? Sheesh.



Oh, something for the peanut gallery:

From Papenburg, Germany-Eclipse New Build

Later Dudes!