Week 2: the cold, a bug, and a whorehouse

Hello again my avid readers!!! On this thrilling episode we will discuss many things so there isn't any time to waste! Well, there's a little time so i am going to go into a little something i found that irks me. i've been in Germany for 2 weeks now and the Germans still haven't learned english! Bastards! Don't they know who i am? One other thing before we get into the nitty-gritty. I downloaded Google Chrome to try it out...i downloaded it while here. to my surprise i find that it's in German! so the spell checker is flashing red like a sinking submarine right now. i aopolgzie in advacne if my splelnig is incorerct.

First item of business my duckies! so a couple of nights ago while watching The Holy Grail (greates movie of all time btw)on my vintage laptop, circa 1995. i see a bug!!! that is the first insect i have seen in 2 weeks! i was so excited, i killed him...with kindness. we watched the movie together and after the movie was over we had a lengthy discussion about the movie. we asked opinionated questions such as:

what do you think the director was trying to say when it turned out Galahad's favorite color was actually red in act 3 scene 17?
what other movie was the lead actor in?
Why wasn't there more hot chicks and explosions?

so we talked the night away into the wee hours of the morning. then, with only a couple hours before work he said his farewell and flew away. where by some freak coincidence, he flew into a wall and died. i won't go into the funeral arrangements and the will reading because there are other things to discuss! needless to say, he will be missed.

Second item of business my traveling salesmen, it's starting to warm up! today it was like 80f and palm tress sprouted up as if by magic! it started raining pina colodas and there was much rejoicing...ok that was a lie. it's still friggin cold here and i don't like it. much respec to the family in the bitter north.

**PARENTAL UNITS CAN STOP HERE PLEASE** (got the good son image to protect)

Final act my fellow space travellers, so last night being Friday and getting paid an all me and most of the team decide to get silly. As in shit-faced,trashed, merry,etc. for a more in depth look at drunken terminology please check the internet. so after 4 irish car-bombs and 10-12 beers everyone is feeling nice and toasty. so we head to a whorehouse where they charge 80 euro for a half hour (fo your future reference) i was shitfaced and didn't feel like passing out and losing a kidney so i had another beer and then bounced. it was pretty cool though. never been to a whorehouse. it's not like the tv either folks these were some rough looking chicks.

Well my friends and fellow countrymen i'm out for the week. keep your booty safe and watch out for that thing. you know what i'm talking about.