Thursday, September 23, 2010

Seattle: 58 Degrees with a Side of Rain

Hello Hello!

It is currently 12am here in the beautiful city of Seattle, Washington...like the title says it is 58 degrees and raining.

It's times like these i realize i should probably take more of an interest in the weather when i am flying to new and strange places. Considering i am currently wearing sandals...

Anyways, a couple of new experiences on this day of fun filled excitement and travel. I shall bullet point for them in a classic outline!!! I freaking love bullet points and lists...they turn me on...i bet you feel awkward right now, don't you?

1) Female Captain: I don't have a problem with it! Let's get that straight right now. It's just i don't remember if i have had one as a captain of a 737 i was flying on. She seemedto know her stuff andwas even able to oit out landmarks as we were talkin off from Ft. Lauderdale. She was very interested and excited about the prospect of a cruise ship in the port...Maybe a future career for her? HHHMMMMMMM..

2) Last Seat on the Planes: Now these weren't Airbuses which can hold like a gazillion people. It was a 737 and another type really unsure although i do know the second one (the one i am unsure about) was not supposed to seat that many people. Sitting at the very back of the plane brought me back to school, when i rode the bus. It was a privilege to sit in the back. I always thought, "boo yah, who's king of the bus?"...i only sat there when the cooler kids were sick or had a bad outbreak of herpes...you know who you are. (no i don't know anyone that has herpes and if they did have it by the time they were in middle school then...good for them!)

On a plane however it is very different. You soon realize that you are very freaking close to the bathrooms. I am pretty sure i could accurately tell you what breakfast and lunch had been. Another thing is YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON TO LEAVE... i had a feeling even the flight attndants were looking down on me. They seemed nice with their have a nice day but, i know they were thinking, "i'm getting off before this clown, even if i have to pull a Tyson on him!" Anyways, i got off the planes with both my ears so no harm done.

3) Window Seats with an Amazing View: Now i know sometimes whn you read it's hard to get the sarcasm but, the second plane from Dallas to Seattle i had the most amazing view of...the engine. That's it. Just a big old hunking piece of machinery outside the window.

That's all folks. I'll try to keep you updated but, who knows?

Laterz

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Punk

When you get to Cabo pls go fishing and catch a large sail fish.

This is the only way I'll be more jealous of your life

Unc jeff