Day off Post: Saints, 4AM, Layout, Ice, and Tomorrow

Not feeling very well due to the Super Bowl so it's going to be a short one my Zombies!

So you'll notice that i changed the layout a little bit. Fear not though! you will still be getting the same wheat bread wholesomeness you always receive while readcing one of my epic posts.

So main reason of feeling like ass today! The Super Bowl...it started at midnight and ended at like 4 AM. We went to a bar call Bistro 7. There are a couple of photos of it in the photo album at the very beginning. We got LOUD, we talked Smack, and we made some Germans really think all Americans are crazy.

Way to Go Saints!!! Another great thing for New Orleans. After all the devastation that went on there i hope that this will lift the residents spirits a little more. I know that when me and D went to Mardi Gras it was completely booked up! The city is coming back and i believe events like this will help it become better...but What the Hell do I know?

So on my day off before feeling like complete ass i went for a walk pretty much completely around the city. I literally walked from where we are staying to the eye doc, grocery store, and then got lost trying to find the tool store. Freaking chick that has the van didn't wake up on time. so i said screw it and hoofed it. I managed to make it to the city limits before saying screw it and walking home.

While wandering around i found a pretty decent size park completely with several lakes and even bridges!!!! While walking around one of aforementioned lakes, i notice something...there have been people walking on it! I didn't realize so many people wanted to commit suicide here. It didn't look like anyone fell in so i thought i would give it a try to! That's when the thing behind my eyes speaks up...you know what i'm talking about, right? What's it called...um...the Adam's Apple? Whatever, it finally spoke to me! The words it said unto me were, "Be est thou suicidal? Is thou's life so easily thrown away??? I thinketh not!! Not while i reside in these Hollow Halls!!!"

Well...that was a nicer version. it really sounded like this,"WTF!?!? Are you freaking insane?!?!! Would you jump off a bridge if everyone else did it!? Freaking Idiot!!!"

I retorted,"Depends on the bridge, i mean did the people survive? I jumped off a bridge once and you were fine with it. I really hate the cold so i'm not going to die by it. Although would that be what they call Irony?"

After this conversation where me and the Adam's Apple thing both walk away happy, i step onto the sidewalk and fall on my ass. It was a really sweet fall too! I am pretty sure that both legs ended up in the air around my ears. I need to hire a camera guy to follow me around because you guys are missing all the weird stuff that happens to me. So in closing, ICE:1.5 - ME:0. The 0.5...i almost did it again but, caught myself. I'll get my revenge though!!! In the Spring and Summer!!!! I will be the victor in the end!!!

Time for some beer! Heard the best cure for a hangover is to stay drunk! Gotta go try it out for myself!! The Adam's Apple thing is trying for my attention again but, what does he know?

Keep it Greasy :P